Sunday, August 3, 2008

2 Minute Scoop-August 3, 2008

It doesn't sound like the stunts in Transformers or Indiana Jones were enough to get Shia Lebouf's adrenaline going. This week Shia performed his own stunts be flipping his car over in an accident this weekend. How did was he able to pull this off you may ask, well apparently all it takes is some high testosterone levels, late night drinking, and a double dare from Harrison Ford. Shia, if I were you I would leave the stunts to the pros and work on coming up with a new name that doesn't sound like a vagina spray.
Hollywood power couples are churning out celeb babies faster than ever. Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have announced that they too are having twins. What is going on with celebs that is causing them all to have babies en mass. Jlo & Mark, Brangelina, and Julia Roberts are among the celebs that have jumped onto the latest trend of multiple births. Now it has been rumored that Mathew McConaughey has decided that he wants to up the anty with his next offspring by announcing that he will impregnate both of his manfriends, Lance Armstrong and Owen Wilson, with triplets before the end of the summer. Now that's some powerful sperm!
It wouldn't be normal week on the scoop without our favorite tabloid all star Amy Winehouse. Apparently, Amy was rushed to the hospital this week. Her reps say it is because she had a bad reaction to some medication. Since when is crack called a medication? Hey Whitney Houston have you heard the news, crack isn't WHACK, crack is BACK!
Finally, celeb chef Rachael Ray is reported to be launching a new line of premium dog food. The dog food is rumored to be very pet friendly and made with ingredients like a special dog friendly EVOO. According to Ray it is Yum-O, Delish, and all those other stupid, annoying, made up adjectives she uses. Rachael, why would I need to buy your dog food when I can make it myself. I have all your cookbooks!

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