2 Minute Scoop-On Hiatus
I have had such a great time writing my scoop this summer. Now it is time for a break. I hope to start posting again by mid September. There are some exciting changes coming so I hope you come back and check it out!
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
2 Minute Scoop-August 10, 2008
After years of waiting, the Olympics are here in all their Asian glory. The Chinese government wants everything to be perfect for these Olympics going as far as hiring scientists to control the weather. WOW! Can you believe that. For those who have had a sneak peak into the opening ceremonies have said that no detail has been left out to bring China into the forefront of the western world. Forget about great fireworks, spectacular acrobatics, and a 40 billion dollar stadium if they don't have a drunk or stoned celebrity as part of the opening act, then the Chinese don't understand modern Western entertainment.
Speaking of Mathew McConaughey, I always suspected that he had a green thumb. I assumed it turned that way from all the pot he was smoking, but apparently he really is going to try his hand at gardening. It is rumored that the first thing that he is going to plant is his newborn son Levi's leftover placenta. Gross. I thought that was the most disgusting thing Mathew had done until I remembered Mathew's performance in the Wedding Planner.
I don't think we will find Clay Aiken planting his new son's placenta. Of course I think we are all surprised to hear that Clay Aiken is a father. Although I think none of us were surprised to hear that there was no sex involved in the conception of the aforementioned child. Oh Clay, come out of the closet already. What's the worst than could happen, I mean you have already been bitch slapped by Simon Cowell and have been forced to star in Spamalot.
Our other favorite gay American Idol celeb is in the news this week. That's right, Ryan Seacrest made entertainment headlines when it was announced that he will be co-hosting Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve until 2010. Great, like we need to see anymore of Ryan SeaMESS. I mean you can't turn on the TV, radio, or pick up a magazine with him there. If he pimps himself out anymore we will all have to wear a condom just to watch him.
Speaking of Mathew McConaughey, I always suspected that he had a green thumb. I assumed it turned that way from all the pot he was smoking, but apparently he really is going to try his hand at gardening. It is rumored that the first thing that he is going to plant is his newborn son Levi's leftover placenta. Gross. I thought that was the most disgusting thing Mathew had done until I remembered Mathew's performance in the Wedding Planner.
I don't think we will find Clay Aiken planting his new son's placenta. Of course I think we are all surprised to hear that Clay Aiken is a father. Although I think none of us were surprised to hear that there was no sex involved in the conception of the aforementioned child. Oh Clay, come out of the closet already. What's the worst than could happen, I mean you have already been bitch slapped by Simon Cowell and have been forced to star in Spamalot.
Our other favorite gay American Idol celeb is in the news this week. That's right, Ryan Seacrest made entertainment headlines when it was announced that he will be co-hosting Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve until 2010. Great, like we need to see anymore of Ryan SeaMESS. I mean you can't turn on the TV, radio, or pick up a magazine with him there. If he pimps himself out anymore we will all have to wear a condom just to watch him.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
2 Minute Scoop-August 3, 2008
It doesn't sound like the stunts in Transformers or Indiana Jones were enough to get Shia Lebouf's adrenaline going. This week Shia performed his own stunts be flipping his car over in an accident this weekend. How did was he able to pull this off you may ask, well apparently all it takes is some high testosterone levels, late night drinking, and a double dare from Harrison Ford. Shia, if I were you I would leave the stunts to the pros and work on coming up with a new name that doesn't sound like a vagina spray.
Hollywood power couples are churning out celeb babies faster than ever. Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have announced that they too are having twins. What is going on with celebs that is causing them all to have babies en mass. Jlo & Mark, Brangelina, and Julia Roberts are among the celebs that have jumped onto the latest trend of multiple births. Now it has been rumored that Mathew McConaughey has decided that he wants to up the anty with his next offspring by announcing that he will impregnate both of his manfriends, Lance Armstrong and Owen Wilson, with triplets before the end of the summer. Now that's some powerful sperm!
It wouldn't be normal week on the scoop without our favorite tabloid all star Amy Winehouse. Apparently, Amy was rushed to the hospital this week. Her reps say it is because she had a bad reaction to some medication. Since when is crack called a medication? Hey Whitney Houston have you heard the news, crack isn't WHACK, crack is BACK!
Finally, celeb chef Rachael Ray is reported to be launching a new line of premium dog food. The dog food is rumored to be very pet friendly and made with ingredients like a special dog friendly EVOO. According to Ray it is Yum-O, Delish, and all those other stupid, annoying, made up adjectives she uses. Rachael, why would I need to buy your dog food when I can make it myself. I have all your cookbooks!
Hollywood power couples are churning out celeb babies faster than ever. Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have announced that they too are having twins. What is going on with celebs that is causing them all to have babies en mass. Jlo & Mark, Brangelina, and Julia Roberts are among the celebs that have jumped onto the latest trend of multiple births. Now it has been rumored that Mathew McConaughey has decided that he wants to up the anty with his next offspring by announcing that he will impregnate both of his manfriends, Lance Armstrong and Owen Wilson, with triplets before the end of the summer. Now that's some powerful sperm!
It wouldn't be normal week on the scoop without our favorite tabloid all star Amy Winehouse. Apparently, Amy was rushed to the hospital this week. Her reps say it is because she had a bad reaction to some medication. Since when is crack called a medication? Hey Whitney Houston have you heard the news, crack isn't WHACK, crack is BACK!
Finally, celeb chef Rachael Ray is reported to be launching a new line of premium dog food. The dog food is rumored to be very pet friendly and made with ingredients like a special dog friendly EVOO. According to Ray it is Yum-O, Delish, and all those other stupid, annoying, made up adjectives she uses. Rachael, why would I need to buy your dog food when I can make it myself. I have all your cookbooks!
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