After years of waiting, the Olympics are here in all their Asian glory. The Chinese government wants everything to be perfect for these Olympics going as far as hiring scientists to control the weather. WOW! Can you believe that. For those who have had a sneak peak into the opening ceremonies have said that no detail has been left out to bring China into the forefront of the western world. Forget about great fireworks, spectacular acrobatics, and a 40 billion dollar stadium if they don't have a drunk or stoned celebrity as part of the opening act, then the Chinese don't understand modern Western entertainment.
Speaking of Mathew McConaughey, I always suspected that he had a green thumb. I assumed it turned that way from all the pot he was smoking, but apparently he really is going to try his hand at gardening. It is rumored that the first thing that he is going to plant is his newborn son Levi's leftover placenta. Gross. I thought that was the most disgusting thing Mathew had done until I remembered Mathew's performance in the Wedding Planner.
I don't think we will find Clay Aiken planting his new son's placenta. Of course I think we are all surprised to hear that Clay Aiken is a father. Although I think none of us were surprised to hear that there was no sex involved in the conception of the aforementioned child. Oh Clay, come out of the closet already. What's the worst than could happen, I mean you have already been bitch slapped by Simon Cowell and have been forced to star in Spamalot.
Our other favorite gay American Idol celeb is in the news this week. That's right, Ryan Seacrest made entertainment headlines when it was announced that he will be co-hosting Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve until 2010. Great, like we need to see anymore of Ryan SeaMESS. I mean you can't turn on the TV, radio, or pick up a magazine with him there. If he pimps himself out anymore we will all have to wear a condom just to watch him.
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